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Nature’s Colour Fairies
I am one of the fairies that paints the world in colour each day. My primary colour is green, to colour the trees, leaves and grass. Today is a different day to others of painting… Read more
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Creative Gridlock
I’m a writer. I’m good at writing. Less so for other creative endeavors. I wish I was good at painting or drawing or sculpting or making music or acting, but the sad reality is that… Read more
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Insufficient Funds
I am so sick of my numbers being in the single digits. This person is so frivolous with their spending and I have to pay the consequences of that spending habit. I’ve suggested savings accounts… Read more
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Violently Sick petrol Pump
I feel horrible. Every few minutes, I have a car pull up beside me and squeeze me until I’m vomiting. Then the next car, and the next car, and the next car, and so on… Read more
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Doom Scrolling Through the Gym Workout
“Welcome back to my day-in-the-life of an influencer series. I like to start each morning with a 6AM gym workout. #FitnessBabe #EarlyMorning #Slay.” I gotta capture this just right. I need a strong pose and… Read more
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Just Stay Awake
Only four more hours until we ring in the new year. Another 365 days passed. I just have to stay awake a little longer. To me, this is similar to staying up to see Santa… Read more
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Victim Cards Shuffle
I have to give my deck of victim cards a shuffle before deciding what my excuse is today. I need constant validation and need people to coddle me for contributing nothing to society. Today is…… Read more
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easily Distracted
I want top be working on my passion project, I really do, but I keep finding fun distractions. The time for focus keeps turning into zoning out on a strange detail in the wall plaster… Read more
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EMERGENCY: CODE URGENT HELP
“If you are hearing this, I need help. I’m bleeding out on the corner of Thompson Road and Cisile Street. Quickly! Please call 9-1-1! I know for certain that I don’t have long left. The… Read more
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Trust in the Universe
I’m a strong believer that everything happens for a reason. Every break up leads to finding the perfect soulmate. Every job I get fired from leads me to my dream company I’m meant to be… Read more
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Deathbed Narcacism
I wonder to myself what people will think about me – remember me by – once I’m dead. I’m holding onto my final breaths, each more painful than the last, so no better time to… Read more
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To-Do List
I have so much on my to-do list. The list goes on and on. Everything I didn’t finish yesterday got piled into today’s list, and today’s unfinished business will join tomorrow’s to-do list. On and… Read more
