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“CAPTAIN! THEY’RE GAINING ON US! WHAT DO WE DO?!” I yell out, awaiting a response. Impulsively, I run away to gather any loot & weapons I can in order to prepare for the attack. My hands are sweaty, my breaths are getting real heavy. “USE WHATEVER WEAPON YOU HAVE. THEY’RE COMING TOWARDS US, REALLY QUICK!.”…
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I have a personality disorder where thousands of people occupy my body. My biggest difference is that I look like the people I become. That’s mixed with an anger management plan and I’ve been getting myself into some trouble lately. I load my rifle and climb up to perch from the top of the building.…
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“Oooh let me guess! You’re out to save the world. You’re the fifth guy to think that today. Take a ticket and your guidance counsellor will be with you as soon as they can.” I pick up the phone and answer. Thank you for calling the Superheroes Anonymous Program for Superiorities. No, Bruce is unavailable…
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My pen exploded in my pocket today and no one told me. Blue ink everywhere, all over my fresh white shirt. I conducted several important meetings looking like this. Now I know why so many people were sniggering behind their hands when I was talking. I only noticed when I managed to get blue fingerprints…
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Long story short is ironic as you usually get the longer version of the story with bonus features. I catch myself doing it too. I say “essentially” and then over explain myself. Rambling is in our genetic makeup, I believe. I don’t have the science to back it up myself, but it’s what makes this…
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The sands are barren. There is nothing within my field of vision. The sun beams directly onto me and it can get quite warm. I have to store my water supplies and ration them out carefully. In the rare chance it rains, I store the water within my body for the drier days like today.…
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I swear to gears that I am the greatest cloning machine to ever exist. I have all the materials put into my body and I make thousands of pieces of paper in an instant. I copy and clone them all day and all night. I clone like there’s no tomorrow and my output consistently exceeds…
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The laptop closes after I finish doing some more online shopping. My basket was filled with herbal medicine, hair dye, grey led pencils, and tarot cards. It seems to be everything I had on my list of things I wanted to buy for today. The pencils I already have sit in my cupholder, blunt and…
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It was the sound of tiny feet padding across the carpet which woke me from my slumber. I smiled. My little girl woke me up this way most days. “Daddy!” she exclaimed as she jumped into bed to give me a cuddle. I squeezed her back. “Are you ok? Your voice sounds funny, I hope…
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“I have the insane ability to make daydreams from dust and those daydreams into reality, my friend. I’m the best realtor on the market and can guarantee that you’ll be walking into your luxury dream house. Trust me man.”
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“Hey, I’m just calling up today to cancel my appointment under the name Francis Strom. When is your next available time for me to come in?” I hear a sigh echo through from the other side of the phone. “Francis, you’ve cancelled your appointment with Dr Graham four times now. You can’t keep putting off…
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My teachers tell me every day that I need to concentrate in class. My parents yell at me for not listening to them as I’m not making eye contact. Then when it comes to sitting down and doing my homework, I yell at myself in my head to sit still and just do the work.…
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Today I know what I need to get done. Do a load of washing, put the dishwasher on, mow the lawns, go grocery shopping, prepare dinner, call Steve about boys night out on Saturday. Easy enough! I put the clothes into the washing machine and saw the laundry door was a bit creaky. Off to…
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I can see myself in an outer-body experience. My body lays limp by the side of the road, my phone recording still rolling. My body dying on camera. I can see it already, the likes and comments flooding in to support me. I’m going to be famous, and all I needed to do was die.…
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Solitary stands the figure in the room before me. Judgment cast, contempt within its wandering eyes. Chastened by the sight of me: my grim complexion, my skin weathered and worn. Its face contorts uneasily. It holds no reservations, nor any such concessions. It Hates. So Unforgiving is the hatred born of failures made by those…
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