The Main Character

Month: May 2026

  • Victim Cards Shuffle

    I have to give my deck of victim cards a shuffle before deciding what my excuse is today. I need constant validation and need people to coddle me for contributing nothing to society. Today is… drumroll please… being a bad friend. I can definitely work with this. It’s time to…

  • easily Distracted

    I want top be working on my passion project, I really do, but I keep finding fun distractions. The time for focus keeps turning into zoning out on a strange detail in the wall plaster I’ve never seen before, then putting my favourite music on, then – a blink later…

  • EMERGENCY: CODE URGENT HELP

    “If you are hearing this, I need help. I’m bleeding out on the corner of Thompson Road and Cisile Street. Quickly! Please call 9-1-1! I know for certain that I don’t have long left. The blood is draining from my head, and this may be the last time that I…

  • Trust in the Universe

    I’m a strong believer that everything happens for a reason. Every break up leads to finding the perfect soulmate. Every job I get fired from leads me to my dream company I’m meant to be at. Every argument with a family member has forced us to have difficult conversations we…

  • Deathbed Narcacism

    I wonder to myself what people will think about me – remember me by – once I’m dead. I’m holding onto my final breaths, each more painful than the last, so no better time to question my legacy. Not a single person should have any bad will towards me. I’ve…