The Main Character

Category: Object

  • Minimalistic Lifestyle

    I’ve heard good things about minimalism and I’m even considering doing it myself. I got to get rid of belongings that don’t serve a purpose or aren’t absolutely necessary. I have gone around the house finding plates, cups, paintings, photos, movies, clothes, and books and added them to a pile…

  • Bin Collection Day

    It was collection day yesterday, so I was rolled out from the property onto the curb for the collection day. The humans put gross bottles, cans, plastic, food waste, and everything in between into my lid. Once the collection truck rocks up, I get lifted into the air and all…

  • Passionate yet Underqualified

    I love cooking at home. I have so much fun with experimenting with recipes. My friends believe I should start my own cafe or restaurant or something along those lines to share my food with more people and make a little extra money for myself. I totally want to, I…

  • Ongoing Expense

    I stopped going to the gym two years ago, never had a routine or a plan, never felt I could put any mass on. I don’t know how to workout or eat right, I didn’t realise I need to, I thought if I purchased a membership I’d just end up…

  • Childhood Toy

    I have lived in old boxes for years now, forgotten about by my previous owner and best friend. I used to always snuggle up to her and keep her safe at night. She grew up and cast me aside. I had my arm barely hanging on by a thread and…

  • Character reset

    My face is familiar to those who know me, but they have no clue what secrets I hide away. Years ago my face used to represent goodness and joy, but I’m much more sinister now – I’ve a need for revenge. I watch myself walk the streets like I inherited…

  • Bunker Life

    Day 47. I’ve been underground in a bunker as I wait for the end of the world to pass by. I never thought I would see – or the day would come above ground – where the world leaders pushed the button to unleash nuclear bombs and radiation across the…

  • Slime

    I feel like my life is gonna change, I’m going to be moulded and shaped in ways I don’t even understand. I don’t have a form, but I’m not completely liquid either. I have ended up in the mouths of some small children before and I come in lots of…

  • I can Almost See It…

    I can visualise what I need to do and how I want my news article to read, but I can’t find the right words to convey what I want to say. I have deadlines to met and this article is important to the company. I just need to talk about…

  • Shattered Mirror

    The mirror across the room isn’t completely broken although you can see the cracks of it. What reflects back to me is not quite familiar, not quite strange. It still does the job you expect it to, it just isn’t the same as it used to be. The shattered glass…

  • I Know I Shouldn’t…

    Every time I tell myself, ‘I can stick to this’, ‘this time I’m gonna do it’, ‘I have a plan this time’, lots of water, low carbs, low sugar, eat healthy, no energy drinks, no chocolate… I always tell myself. This time I believed it too, unfortunately the bag of…

  • Manual Life Coach

    “Breathe in, breathe out. Inhale, exhale. Move right hand to scratch nose. Scratch nose. Hand released to relax beside the hip. Inhale, exhale. Move legs three paces forward. Inhale, exhale. Move arms opposite to leg movements, with left arm matching right arm, and right leg matching left arm in forward…

  • Card memories

    The things I’ve seen… My gosh, vivid memories of jumping out of aircrafts, gliding down snow covered mountains at high speed… I’ve seen sealife up close and beheld some of the most beautiful natural scenery most would have thought unimaginable… But, I feel like I’ve lost something, I had audio,…

  • Mine mine mine (Submitted by Alex)

    I was driving my car today to My job, on My road, from My house. Why did you think it was okay to cut in front Me hey? What…. did you think this was Your day to ruin Mine? I don’t think so pal – in fact there’s a special…

  • Honest Phone Call

    “Hey, sorry I hung up the phone when you called last week. The truth is I never wanted to answer, to begin with. I frankly have no interest in selling my house with you. I have no interest in selling anything with you, so I apologise for answering in the…

  • Chaos in Wake

    The world burns all around me in chaos, chaos I caused. I stare off into the distance, lightly laughing. I did all this. I smell the blood of my next enemy, just across the street from me. That oblivious freak standing there. I greet him the way I do with…

  • Personality Wild West

    I have a personality disorder where thousands of people occupy my body. My biggest difference is that I look like the people I become. That’s mixed with an anger management plan and I’ve been getting myself into some trouble lately. I load my rifle and climb up to perch from…

  • Fresh Ink (submitted by Squirmy Duck)

    My pen exploded in my pocket today and no one told me. Blue ink everywhere, all over my fresh white shirt. I conducted several important meetings looking like this. Now I know why so many people were sniggering behind their hands when I was talking. I only noticed when I…

  • Cactus Longing

    The sands are barren. There is nothing within my field of vision. The sun beams directly onto me and it can get quite warm. I have to store my water supplies and ration them out carefully. In the rare chance it rains, I store the water within my body for…

  • Cloning Machine

    I swear to gears that I am the greatest cloning machine to ever exist. I have all the materials put into my body and I make thousands of pieces of paper in an instant. I copy and clone them all day and all night. I clone like there’s no tomorrow…

  • Astrology after Death

    The laptop closes after I finish doing some more online shopping. My basket was filled with herbal medicine, hair dye, grey led pencils, and tarot cards. It seems to be everything I had on my list of things I wanted to buy for today. The pencils I already have sit…