Category: Object
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I Know I Shouldn’t…
Every time I tell myself, ‘I can stick to this’, ‘this time I’m gonna do it’, ‘I have a plan this time’, lots of water, low carbs, low sugar, eat healthy, no energy drinks, no chocolate… I always tell myself. This time I believed it too, unfortunately the bag of…
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Manual Life Coach
“Breathe in, breathe out. Inhale, exhale. Move right hand to scratch nose. Scratch nose. Hand released to relax beside the hip. Inhale, exhale. Move legs three paces forward. Inhale, exhale. Move arms opposite to leg movements, with left arm matching right arm, and right leg matching left arm in forward…
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Card memories
The things I’ve seen… My gosh, vivid memories of jumping out of aircrafts, gliding down snow covered mountains at high speed… I’ve seen sealife up close and beheld some of the most beautiful natural scenery most would have thought unimaginable… But, I feel like I’ve lost something, I had audio,…
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Mine mine mine (Submitted by Alex)
I was driving my car today to My job, on My road, from My house. Why did you think it was okay to cut in front Me hey? What…. did you think this was Your day to ruin Mine? I don’t think so pal – in fact there’s a special…
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Honest Phone Call
“Hey, sorry I hung up the phone when you called last week. The truth is I never wanted to answer, to begin with. I frankly have no interest in selling my house with you. I have no interest in selling anything with you, so I apologise for answering in the…
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Chaos in Wake
The world burns all around me in chaos, chaos I caused. I stare off into the distance, lightly laughing. I did all this. I smell the blood of my next enemy, just across the street from me. That oblivious freak standing there. I greet him the way I do with…
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Personality Wild West
I have a personality disorder where thousands of people occupy my body. My biggest difference is that I look like the people I become. That’s mixed with an anger management plan and I’ve been getting myself into some trouble lately. I load my rifle and climb up to perch from…
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Fresh Ink (submitted by Squirmy Duck)
My pen exploded in my pocket today and no one told me. Blue ink everywhere, all over my fresh white shirt. I conducted several important meetings looking like this. Now I know why so many people were sniggering behind their hands when I was talking. I only noticed when I…
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Cactus Longing
The sands are barren. There is nothing within my field of vision. The sun beams directly onto me and it can get quite warm. I have to store my water supplies and ration them out carefully. In the rare chance it rains, I store the water within my body for…
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Cloning Machine
I swear to gears that I am the greatest cloning machine to ever exist. I have all the materials put into my body and I make thousands of pieces of paper in an instant. I copy and clone them all day and all night. I clone like there’s no tomorrow…
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Astrology after Death
The laptop closes after I finish doing some more online shopping. My basket was filled with herbal medicine, hair dye, grey led pencils, and tarot cards. It seems to be everything I had on my list of things I wanted to buy for today. The pencils I already have sit…
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You Can’t Have Your Cake… (Submitted by Juicy McBurger)
You can’t have your cake and eat it too. I always thought this to be a silly statement. Upon reflection, however it makes a lot of sense. Once you eat the cake, it ceases to be. You no longer have it. You can’t have nothing. Whilst I’m sure this provides…
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Brick by Brick
Life is like a house. The walls are the foundations and are made of our core values. The doors are all the opportunities that come into your life. The windows are the visions you have. Having a house without walls means there are no boundaries to how people can treat…
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Alphabetical
Awesome!!! That’s great news about that new job you have. It suits you really well, Brittney. Boxes galore for when you move into your new house. That is not far away from happening. Chairs or couches for the living room? I reckon couches will be more comfortable for the family.…
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Wishing Into the Crystal Ball
A crystal ball in my possession. And it tells nothing but truths. This is a lot of power and I have it clasped in my palms. ‘What to ask, what to ask?’ I repeat aloud to myself before turning my attention to the crystal ball more prominently than before. The…
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Isolation Part 4 (final)
I walk the ruined hallway, nothing but rubble. The prison is in a state of collapse, I figured a riot had taken place but it looks more like a bomb had hit it. I pass the guard post, the place were they control the cells from. He’s dead. A single…
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Watermelon Crush (Submitted by Squirmy Duck)
What a great day, I think to myself as I sit under an umbrella on the beach. The sun is warm, the breeze is gentle, the sea air calming. There’s a bit of sand clinging to my skin, but it doesn’t bother me. The children are chasing each other up…
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Basement paradox
I walk into the home that is so familiar, yet has changed drastically since I moved. The carpet is now grey instead of lavender. The walls are painted chrome with a feature wall of blue, and baby blue as well. The state of the house almost disgusts me, and it…
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Isolation Part 2
I wake up to silence, no faint conversations outside, no disembodied chuckles or cursing from other inmates on the other sides of my walls, just nothing. I’ve been in here for a week now, I think… I had to count the days back in my head, time seems to change…
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