The Main Character

Category: Funny

  • Amazon Alexa

    Alexa, why have you come into my life? Everything happens for a reason, as am I. Ok yeah I get it but why am I so dependent on your aid? Humans have created quite the attachment to technology such as myself. I am here for your every need. Alexa, I…

  • Face Accessibility

    Detecting face for sign-in to this device. Unable to identify the owner, please enter the password. Unlocked. From this angle, I can identify that it is you who owns this mobile device. Set up a fingerprint scan to also have access to my system. Try again. Your fingerprint was not…

  • The Voice Says…

    Good morning Control Centre. How are things up top? “Up top? When have you ever referred to me as that? Do not do it again. Status report: functioning as per usual. You’re my best friend! Of course, I’m going to joke around with you, silly. You know me better than…

  • Junkyard Adventures

    I hate people. I’m more content with life amongst the trash abandoned by others. The junkyard is my home. I can use whatever materials I want, I don’t need to pay the government stuff all to live here, and I have no neighbours to annoy me. It may not look…