The Main Character

I’m of the impression that making money should be easy. And I mean really easy, where I barely have to put effort in to make money kind of easy. One foolproof step: come up with a get-rich-quick scheme and try replicating the next scheme when the first is exposed. 

I’ve been in the grifting business for years now, I’ve lost count of how long it has been. Long enough that I can’t quit. Even sitting in a prison cell, I am planning my next five scams. Once I’m out in the world again, I go straight back to work.

Some people get addicted to gambling or drugs or drinking alcohol, but my high is scamming others out of their savings. It’s my crutch, I can’t help it.