Every time I sneeze, I lose my bearings. It would be all good if I got disorientated from the up and down movement, but I teleport to a different location with each sneeze. Yesterday, I sneezed and ended up in Paris.
It’s frustrating to pay for all my plane tickets home, and randomly and mysteriously taking time off work. My cursed power has me in crippling debt – it’s difficult to hold down a job and plane trips are not cheap. I have no control over where I end up, let alone having no control of when a sneeze could come. I wish someone would show me mercy. Please help a guy out. Customs? Employers? Girlfriend?
The Main Character 
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