The pink elephants didn’t always attack others and defend themselves with candy canes, but it’s how they do it now. There was the fairy floss firing ranges the cowboy whales used to operate. Times were – and still are – full of chaotic streams of events on the timeline.
Some scientists have attempted to cross dimensions and travel through time, but let me tell you that it can’t happen. The random assortment of crazy occurrences is unavoidable, regardless of where you go and when. Timelines exist where chicken governments wearing spinning hats, and that world is accepted as the status quo. The weird is wonderful, tehy are not separate ideas.
Hotdogs are nutritious when applied correctly and in moderation.
“I am the king of the staple kingdom.” The dude can talk all he wants, but we’ve all heard this speech a million times. He forgets that other stationery items live here too, and that we aren’t living in the staple kingdom at all. Sometimes I get the urge to use all his available staples and leave him with no power. The stupid king forgets about us fineliners or the gluesticks and the power the sticky notes hold in this place.
The fish have been talking to me again. They whisper from the tank across the room to me to get my attention. At first, I thought I was hearing things until I heard them whisper my name.
“Marcus! Help us. We want to live in the ocean.”
They cried and cried. I didn’t know what to do. Listen to the fish and release them? That’s crazy talk! I also don’t think my buddy, Shaun, will approve if the fish I’m minding for him disappear. But now I feel like I’ve bonded with the fish and I want to help them meet their goal. Tough decisions to be made.
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