Most people don’t use me correctly. They stand me up instead of laying me down. I rather they keep their grotty finger limbs as far away from my grates as they can. Plus, it’s safer for them if they lie me down in the first place.
I am grate (see what I did there) at making all sorts of foods smaller as they pass through my grate holes. Like cheese, carrot, nuts, butter, or really anything I’m chosen to grate up. I’m often pushed aside cupboard, but I have nothing to complain about. Life is grate!
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