I am anxiously sitting in my dressing room and waiting for someone to come get me. I seriously don’t want to miss my performance of a lifetime. Geez, where is this superstar treatment? They approached me to have me featured on the Pajama Party TV Show. Man, the silence of being ignored is enough to humble me, like seriously, does anyone care about me? Where has my stage assistant disappeared to? I asked for my oat milk chai latte with caramel drizzle over six minutes ago. I vow to never do TV appearances ever again if they are all as bad as this. You can’t use my name to sell tickets and increase ratings if I’m not the centre of attention.
The Main Character 
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