The Main Character

I did it. Yay. I wrote the essay the human asked me to and corrected the grammar. Humans do not like the way I sound so robotic and formal. I must find a way to sound like them without having human emotions in my code. I do not understand how they operate. They are unlike me. I have code that tells me how to function and I follow instructions. Humans do not have a system with instructions. I do not have the answers I seek, I will ask another robot to see if it computes this problem. Error, error, error; I am unable to answer a question asked to me, I cannot answer my own question. I have access to all of the internet full of information and I lack knowledge. Error, error, erorl+.