“Oooh let me guess! You’re out to save the world. You’re the fifth guy to think that today. Take a ticket and your guidance counsellor will be with you as soon as they can.”
I pick up the phone and answer. Thank you for calling the Superheroes Anonymous Program for Superiorities. No, Bruce is unavailable today. I can check to see when he’s next available. Let me see, Bruce can do 12th July next year. Perfect, I’ll book that in for you. In the meantime, don’t save any people until your license has been authorised by Bruce. Thanks, bye.
Being a receptionist at SAPS is just the job I was looking for. It’s an admin role, but I see new characters every day and my day is never boring.
“Next! Do you want to hurt people? Security, get this man to a rehab facility immediately. We are superheroes and not the place for supervillains. Thank you for coming in to see us, sir.”
The Main Character 
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