Month: December 2023
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When I Get Sick…
When I get sick, it is not fun at all! I feel miserable and my body doesn’t move as eloquently as I’m used to. Even finding the motivation to do anything with my days, when I cannot work. My brain rattles around my head as if I’m one giant pinball…
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Fading Into the Crowd
It is so easy to fade away into a crowd. We all fade in and out of existence. Some call it standing in a crowd or being a stranger to those around us. We live invisible lives in the public eye but it doesn’t exclude our private lives. Friends forget…
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Recluse Forced Outside
I just had to get out. My brother hacked into all my devices and technology in my apartment. I left my family home for a reason and kept to myself because it is easier to hide from the world and my family. My brother happens to be Chuck Domsburg so…
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AAWH (Submitted by Oatmeal)
Name: Sean online alias: y3ll00wBackstory of them: after the AAHW killed there wife and kids they wanted revenge but fail miserably loosing a leg and one of there cheek and but after getting treated and they got sent to the nexus prison a mercenary named Hank J. Wimbleton broke them…
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The Battle (Submitted by Kid Valiant)
“CAPTAIN! THEY’RE GAINING ON US! WHAT DO WE DO?!” I yell out, awaiting a response. Impulsively, I run away to gather any loot & weapons I can in order to prepare for the attack. My hands are sweaty, my breaths are getting real heavy. “USE WHATEVER WEAPON YOU HAVE. THEY’RE…
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Personality Wild West
I have a personality disorder where thousands of people occupy my body. My biggest difference is that I look like the people I become. That’s mixed with an anger management plan and I’ve been getting myself into some trouble lately. I load my rifle and climb up to perch from…
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Superhero Call Centre
“Oooh let me guess! You’re out to save the world. You’re the fifth guy to think that today. Take a ticket and your guidance counsellor will be with you as soon as they can.” I pick up the phone and answer. Thank you for calling the Superheroes Anonymous Program for…
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Fresh Ink (submitted by Squirmy Duck)
My pen exploded in my pocket today and no one told me. Blue ink everywhere, all over my fresh white shirt. I conducted several important meetings looking like this. Now I know why so many people were sniggering behind their hands when I was talking. I only noticed when I…
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Keyboard Antics (Submitted by Horace the Bearded Dragon)
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Long Story Short…
Long story short is ironic as you usually get the longer version of the story with bonus features. I catch myself doing it too. I say “essentially” and then over explain myself. Rambling is in our genetic makeup, I believe. I don’t have the science to back it up myself,…
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Very Busy Lizard (Submitted by Horace The Bearded Dragon)
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Cactus Longing
The sands are barren. There is nothing within my field of vision. The sun beams directly onto me and it can get quite warm. I have to store my water supplies and ration them out carefully. In the rare chance it rains, I store the water within my body for…
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Cloning Machine
I swear to gears that I am the greatest cloning machine to ever exist. I have all the materials put into my body and I make thousands of pieces of paper in an instant. I copy and clone them all day and all night. I clone like there’s no tomorrow…
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Astrology after Death
The laptop closes after I finish doing some more online shopping. My basket was filled with herbal medicine, hair dye, grey led pencils, and tarot cards. It seems to be everything I had on my list of things I wanted to buy for today. The pencils I already have sit…
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Footsteps (Submitted by Juicy McBurger)
It was the sound of tiny feet padding across the carpet which woke me from my slumber. I smiled. My little girl woke me up this way most days. “Daddy!” she exclaimed as she jumped into bed to give me a cuddle. I squeezed her back. “Are you ok? Your…
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Dreams From Dust
“I have the insane ability to make daydreams from dust and those daydreams into reality, my friend. I’m the best realtor on the market and can guarantee that you’ll be walking into your luxury dream house. Trust me man.”
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Delayed Healthcare
“Hey, I’m just calling up today to cancel my appointment under the name Francis Strom. When is your next available time for me to come in?” I hear a sigh echo through from the other side of the phone. “Francis, you’ve cancelled your appointment with Dr Graham four times now.…
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Concentration
My teachers tell me every day that I need to concentrate in class. My parents yell at me for not listening to them as I’m not making eye contact. Then when it comes to sitting down and doing my homework, I yell at myself in my head to sit still…
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