The Main Character

I was being trained in sauces at work and telling the difference between peppercorn and ranch. They are similar in colour. The manager explains to me by saying “This one is ranch because it has lines for the herbs and this one is peppercorn as it has dots. For the pepper.” When I applied to this job, I was not under the impression that I had to know Morse code. I work in fast food! Morse code wasn’t in my contract, but I guess sauce code is. Surprisingly, my manager didn’t appreciate my comedy genius as much as I did. His lose if I’m being honest.