The Main Character

I’m a storyteller – or at least try to be. My brain loves jumping all over the place. Sort of how my brain jumps around the alphabet, possibly undiagnosed dyslexia. D-S-Y-L-U-X-O-E. Dyslexia. I am naturally drawn and intrigued by words and language, so I try to write lyrics, poems, novels, and comedy too. Writing can be difficult for me, and I face a lot of frustration while trying to write. D-I-F-I-I-C-U-L-D. Remember when we were kids and they taught shapes at school? Like the transformations that shapes go through. I’m sure I’ll get back to the rest of this later. I can’t stand words with double letters as they always become the wrong double letters. The letter before becomes doubled or the letter after gets extended. There’s no in-between. Because then I would just have the word spelt right! Now look at me getting some laughs. I mean there is more confusion than laughs but I’ll take the shape of things and transform it into the letters b, d, p and q. Shape transformation like I mentioned earlier. If you didn’t already know who I am. Or have I already introduced myself? I don’t know. In high school, I would go around telling people that I am bad at English. Luckily things have getten betterer for my Englishing. I’m a goodest conversator. And we are halfway through and I’m not crying at least. Maybe you are though. This is in order as much as how I spell ‘the’. H- go back to the T- finish on the E. Love I do, all of you. Hello.